“So Sabelo, sithini isiduko sakho(what is your clan name)” Yoza sked out of the blue. Sabelo looked at her and well he was excited to talk about himself. “Well, ndingu Bhele, uKhuboni”. He said.
Yoza: Oh wow. I always hear that the Khubonis have love, how come you are an exception?
Sabelo: What do you mean?
Yoza: Well from what I have heard in your stories, you are not ashamed to admit that you are a womaniser.
Sabelo: Womaniser is such a strong word Yoza. Girls love me, what can I do?
Yoza: But you can not just play them, how do you think they feel? You are hurting them.
Sabelo: I never lie to them and tell them I love them. They are the ones who decide to get attached.
Yoza: So any girl can love you?
Sabelo: Babes, you can check the records yourself.
Yoza: Do you have a straight girl?
Sabelo: Ah, no one has been good enough. Many are trying to take that position, but it remains empty. No one is fit enough. Why all these questions?
Yoza: I am just curious and I am creating a convo
Sabelo: I know you have hots for me, do not even deny it… (Touching her thigh).
Yoza: Well. Do not get this the wrong way, you are hot and all but bro, you are not my type.
Sabelo: What?
Yoza: I am telling you, is it the first time someone told you that, player?
The conversation went on with Yoza telling him out loud that she was not interested in him and that it was possible that whatever he had been thinking she was doing was probably his imagination. She was enjoying what she was doing to him because she could tell that he was used to girls who melted at the sound of his voice. Now Yoza was not getting charmed, Sabelo exhausted all his charms, none of them worked. Before he knew it he was proposing Yoza to be his girlfriend. Yoza was laughing inside, but not in his face. She really liked where this was going, finally she had a plan.
After some time they spoke about other things, Yoza made sure that she always tried to outsmart him, she was challenging him and she was basically making sure that he saw her not as like all these girls that he is used to. She wanted to appear as a girl who can stand her ground and who can stand against anything. She could see that Sabelo liked it. After midnight she chased him away, he tried begging her to sleep over and she just did not want to hear it. She was enjoying what she was doing.
Needless to say she heard again from Sabelo the following day. He was calling just to “check how she was doing” Yoza could tell that he wanted to say something else, but ended up asking how she was doing. It was funny to see him on his knees like that. “I am not going to share this with the girls, until it’s through” she thought to herself.
So anyway life continued that way. Sabelo would propose Yoza once in a while then speak about other things. He seemed to enjoy spending time with her and being in her presents. No one seemed to notice though, or at least Yoza thought so because the girls did not ask her like they would, normally.
That week went on and on its Friday it was the due date for Cindy to bring the results about Mikateko’s penis. What did she find out,. So the girls gathered in her (Cindy) flat while she shared.
Cindy: First of all let me mention that Mikateko might be a church goer but he is no born again. The things he can do, the things he made me do. Jesus would definitely forbid.
Amish: Lets get to the end, Cindy you had sex with Mikateko?
Cindy: Yes I did, it was amazing, I slept over his place like 3 times already since last week. This may be hard to believe ladies, but I think I have found “my one”
Amish and Yoza looked at each other in amazement.
Yoza: Okay, okay. Just give the results before you get into details. So is he big?
Cindy: nah, he is average to big. Amish sana kudlaliwe ngathi (we have been fooled). I am sure it is just stereotype. So do not worry young sl*t, Mpho is not drilling you with an anaconda, hahahahaha
Amish: So how did you get to Kate?
Cindy: I went to his flat, pretended to be lost and looking for Portia. He told me Portia was not living there anymore. Okay I went inside and asked to use the bathroom. Ah come on. I will not spell everything out to you ladies. Told you he is my one.
Yoza: But when did you start having sex with him?
Cindy: *looking away* on that day!
Amish and Yoza exclaimed.
Cindy: What? The guy is irresistible. And Yoza maybe you are the one who can not kiss. His kiss was marvellous. He is perfect!
Yoza was stunned. Maybe after all a kiss maybe bad for other people but good to other. Sis B says it depends on the lips. If the lips do not match the kiss will be bad for either one of the people kissing or both.
Yoza noticed that Mikateko had even stopped liking all her statuses on Facebook and sending her random inboxes. Yoza was happy for them (Mikateko and Cindy) even though she did not think Mikateko was going to be “Cindy’s one” for too long. Mpho was coming over for a visit that weekend and he was arriving that Friday, so she left the girls in Cindy’s flat as she went to her flat and wait for her boyfriend.