She was really hypnotised as he was standing by the door letting her in, she could not move because she was trying to get herself together. For a second there she thought maybe she had seen Mikateko in one of the magazines, that is how great looking he was. “Come in” he said in a friendly voice. She got in and said “Hello” softly. He greeted her back then she moved to where the tv was. She wanted to touch his arms and actually feel the muscles. She had never felt muscles before and they were very attractive, but how was she going to do that.
“So the cable is still not fixed hey?” she asked. She could feel herself getting back together; the muscular spell was wearing out. “That is why you are here” he replied. She touched the cable once or twice “turn the TV on”. She instructed him, and he did. The tv worked. “Wow. You are good at this hey?” he said with a smile. “Yeah, it is kind of my thing” she said with confidence. Yes she was into electronics from since she was younger; she was even doing electrical engineering in TUT. No she was not a tomboy.
“How much is your service then?” he asked. She was not sure if he was joking or he was being serious. At that moment he had worn the t-shirt he had been holding when she got in. So the Masc-Hyptnosis was inactive. “Ahhh, that small thing. Nah, it is really no a big deal. I can jut show you how to do it, so that next time when you tripped on it you can do it yourself.” She said going towards the cable once again. “Okay, show me” he said sounding interested and fascinated while he went towards her.
While they were looking at the cable she could feel his shadow all over her and she could smell his cologne, shuuu! This guy was something. She kept herself together and explained to him and he said he understood. “Okay, I will be leaving now” she said. “So soon?Llet me pour you a glass of drink at least” he said. She agreed and sat on the couch. She hadn’t looked around the flat and so she did while he was bust pouring drink. He did not have a lot of stuff like the couple who lived there. There was a lot of open space.
She remembered how Amish thought his name was Tinyiko, “hahahaha, the only Tsonga name in Amanda’s head. Oh this guy is Tsonga, Cindy and Amish said there was something about Tsonga guys. I wonder what it was. I could not possible ask him. I am not even used to him. What the hell am I doing here? Let me get out of here, what if he put some drugs in that drink. Okay, maybe I will have the drink and one biscuit. He has been nice and just trying to be friendly. Yhuuu and he has such a hot body!” Her thoughts raced like that.
Mikateko came with 1.25ltr of coke and some biscuit and a glass. Yoza kept quite and poured herself some coke and she ate the biscuits in silence. She really did not have news for this guy. She looked at him, he was not ugly at all, but he was not too handsome. He was just average looking. From the stuff that was on display in his flat Yoza was almost sure that he was a church goer. There was a bible on the tv stand and he had some small scriptures framed nicely on the walls of the bachelor flat. It was not a neat place though; you could tell from a first glance that it was guy’s place. But he did try to make it nice (in his way).
Out of curiosity she asked. “Do you g to church?” “Oh yes I do actually. I have been going to Mamelodi for church service every weekend since I got here.” “Mmm, okay. She said; she was not interested into inviting him to her own church which was around town. The last thing she needed was a hot guy next to her while she tried to listen to the word of God. “And wena? Do you go to church?” he asked and Yoza was tongue tied. If she answered, he was going to ask which church, next thing he would want to come with. “Me? Mmm, ehhhhh. Sometimes” she said then gulped the coke down her throat then she said she was leaving.
There was no reason to stop her. So she left. “Yhoo Amish sana! I almost died today”. She said looking at Amanda, but Cindy was there as well. But they could tell that she did not mean literally dying, “what was killing you dear?” Amish asked.
Yoza: Remember that guy from the gym?
Amish: The hot Tsonga guy? Of cause I remember him. Did you see him again? Let me guess, you went to the gym again just to see if you can spot him.
Yoza: Uyahlanya (you are crazy). I did not such thing. He asked me to fix his cable.
Cindy: Excuse me, is this the same guy you were helping find a flat?
Amish: Yes that is him. Yhoo chomi, he is so, so hot! Whoooo (fanning her face with her hand)
Cindy: So this young sl*t over here (pointing at Yoza) went to his flat to fix cable? Did you fix his cable or you fixed his “cable”
Yoza: Oh hayi suka Cindy! Everything with you has to be about sex! Come on.
Amish: How did he kill you then?
Yoza: Well I went there and saw the mascularification all up and close! OMG!! It is like nothing you have ever seen before.
Amish: My boyfriend has muscles
Yoza: Ya, you could say… But Mikateko on the other hand- I do not even know how to explain them. Yhoooo (closing her eyes and putting her hand on her chest). I just wanted to touch him, you know? Rub my hand on his 6 pack and let him squeeze me with those arms.
Cindy: So did you find out what Tsonga men are famous for?
Yoza: Actually I am not sure, is it that they like going to church?
Amish and Cindy: Hahahahahahahaha, (Amish )good luck rubbing your hands on that.
Cindy: By the direction you are taking, I am sure Brother Kati is about to show you, if he is not a virgin! Hahahahahahaha. We should invite him to our church
Yoza: No ways!!
Amanda and Cindy laughed t her!